theloveofyourlife: oimg
theloveofyourlife: i had to get on & show you this
melmyfinger: ???
theloveofyourlife: The 5 Most Fattening Foods
theloveofyourlife: So what are some of the worst of these super-fattening foods? American Dietetic Association spokeswomen Marisa Moore and Lona Sandon helped WebMD calculate approximate calories of some of these supersized dishes to come up with a list of the five worst foods for your diet. (When reading this list, keep in mind that most adults need fewer than 2,000 calories each day.)
theloveofyourlife: 1. Mel's Country Cafe in Texas sells the Mega Mel Burger with 1.5 pounds of ground beef, a pound of bacon, 1/4 pound of American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickle and bun. It weighs in at an estimated 4,556 calories.
theloveofyourlife: http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/5-most-fattening-foods-ever

This is what I've been working my ass off for:

Big props to Scott Yoshimoto and MOVeMEDIA Productions for this amazing vid!!

KingRhee: one time
KingRhee: i was eating a hot dog in public
KingRhee: pepoeple wouldnt stop starting at me
huskyboydrew: woot yeahhh!!
melmyfinger: hahahahahahhaa
KingRhee: couldbt eveb eat ut
melmyfinger: this one time my friend was eating a milkshake
KingRhee: and a POPSCILE?!
KingRhee: OMG
melmyfinger: but she was dipping the straw into it
melmyfinger: and licking it off the straw
melmyfinger: zomg
KingRhee: i do that LOL
melmyfinger: what a freakin tease
KingRhee: I KNOW
KingRhee: tasted the best that way though
KingRhee: cuz you get all the good parts
KingRhee: then you suck the insides
KingRhee: cuz like theres sometin the straw
KingRhee: or you let it like drip out
KingRhee: :D
KingRhee: oh no........
KingRhee: THAT DIDNT SOUND GOOD AT ALLLLLL
melmyfinger: stop it
huskyboydrew: lolol
melmyfinger: er, keep going
KingRhee: IM TALKIN ABOUT MILKSHAKES!
KingRhee: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KingRhee: MILKSHAKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
melmyfinger: your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
KingRhee: sure
KingRhee: lol

Funny ass posts from http://www.mylifeisaverage.com:

Today, I said goodbye to my friend, and then we both kept walking in the same direction. MLIA.

Today, I was walking faster than the person in front of me on the sidewalk, so I awkwardly passed them. I proceeded to walk unnaturally fast to make sure they didn't catch up to me. MLIA

Today, I was in the bathroom and I checked behind the shower curtain to see if there was a psycho there with a knife. There wasn't. MLIA

Today, I turned off the lights in my basement as I left. I was alone, so I ran up the stairs because it was dark. MLIA

I am white. Today, I was driving with the windows down while listening to some hardcore rap music, thinking I was cool. I was stopped at a red light next to some black people. I turned the music down. MLIA

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

Today, I had to put my dog down. My arms were tired. MLIA

Today, this old guy wanted to pay me so I'd follow him around for 4 hours and wipe his balls off. It's ok though, I'm a caddie.

Today, my mom told me that it was time I grew up and started to make my own dinner. I asked her to show me how to work the stove and make raman noodles. I knew how, but I just wanted her to do it for me. MLIA.

Today I went downstairs to get water. I came back up with chocolate. I forgot my water. MLIA

Today I went to Costco and saw that one of the samples was almost ready to be served. I pretended to shop for cheeses until they were ready. MLIA.

Today I was sitting in class staring down at a girl's cleavage. I looked up to see if she noticed. She didn't so I looked back down. MLIA

Today, I came up to some automatic doors, and there was no one around. While they opened, I spread my arms, so I felt like I was telekinetic. A woman saw me, so I made a fake yawn and pretended to be stretching. MLIA

Today I went downstairs to get water. I came back up with chocolate. I forgot my water. MLIA

theloveofyourlife: O...M...G MEL
theloveofyourlife: Today, I opened the fridge. There was nothing I wanted to eat in there. After 15 minutes, I opened it again. There still wasn't anything I wanted to eat in there. MLIA
theloveofyourlife: HAHAHAHAH STORY OF OUR LIVES

HAHAHAH

y00shi: who is fredrick?
melmyfinger: and smile like a donut
ram_ree: lol mike
y00shi: OOOOH
JinMostahfah: lmao mel
y00shi: hah
ram_ree: frederick
KulayBerde: yo Jan
y00shi: your nickname is dick : D
JanNYC: waz gewd
aimeesays-yo: DA HEO?
y00shi: :c
aimeesays-yo: ahaha
ram_ree: rofl
MrFujiKicker: y00shi, your nickname is "ass"
y00shi: what a creative nickname
KulayBerde: kicks*
melmyfinger: i wanna stick my fred in your y00shi
JinMostahfah: lol
aimeesays-yo: pwned
ram_ree: LOL
JinMostahfah: echo echo
y00shi: T-T
melmyfinger: hahahahaahaha
melmyfinger: my bad
y00shi: now imma cry
KulayBerde: HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHA
ram_ree: ROFL
y00shi: HAHAHAHA
JinMostahfah: lmao
aimeesays-yo: LMAO!

WonTonDJ: BOOO! NIGGA
KulayBerde: nigga it aint night time yet
KulayBerde: so i can still sorta see you
WonTonDJ lol
WonTonDJ: STFU
WonTonDJ: ITS Dark here
WonTonDJ: lol
KulayBerde: loll
KulayBerde: <3 <3>
WonTonDJ: <3

It's all love, baby. :rofl:

melmyfinger: is it just me or whenever you read ".org"
melmyfinger: you think
melmyfinger: "orgy"
theloveofyourlife: ...you too?!
melmyfinger: phew, i'm not alone
theloveofyourlife: hahaha
theloveofyourlife: do you think of nympho when you see .info?
theloveofyourlife: cause i just stumbled upon a site with .info
theloveofyourlife: ahaha
theloveofyourlife: or..thats just me
theloveofyourlife: LOL
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
melmyfinger: sorry, that's just you
melmyfinger: HAHAHAAHAHAHH
theloveofyourlife: AHAHAHAHA
theloveofyourlife: OF course
theloveofyourlife: <---perv.

ChineseDreamers: hey melmyfinger! i was just watching your 3 hot dogs video!
melmyfinger: hahahahaha really chinese?
ChineseDreamers: yeahh!!

So flattering...even though it's cuz of a vid of me eating three hot dogs, hahahahaah.