Cool Job

Monday, March 17, 2003

so i was walking back to the dorms after finishing my Marketing final and i see a golf cart drop off this one chick. i'm thinkin' to myself, "damn, what a lazy bitch..." then i notice the driver of the golf cart was my teammate from bball!! he offered me a ride back to my dorm on the golf cart. his real job is supposed to be Driving for Disabled Students Services...but he was tellin' me how he just drives around for an hour, picking up and dropping off his buddies.

what a chill job!!!

he told me he gets paid $10.50 an hour too!! when i got back to my room, i researched it a little more and found that volunteers must do at least 20 hours per quarter (10 weeks), which isn't that bad at all. just 2 hours a week of driving around taxiing people to their classes. oh yeah, volunteers also get priority registration!!! how fuckin' cool is that!!

i could totally imagine myself passing up some poor guy on crutches just so i can trail behind some hottie walking to class. haha

I'm a Winner!!!

after 5 failed seasons of losing and getting knocked off in the playoffs, i finally felt the joys of being on a winning basketball team at cal poly.

for the past 3 seasons i've been teamed up with deadly threepoint sharp shooter Sharif and all-around wonder Kevin. despite our team chemistry, we've never been able to get passed the 2nd round.

but this season, it finally all came together. with the addition of Taye, a skinny indian kid with long arms and an unstoppable left-handed hook shot and a new squad of defensive minded role players, Team Faded looked like a team that could make some noise.

the regular season ended with a 5-6 record...but Team Faded swept through the playoffs 4-0, capping the playoff run with a thrilling 2 point victory over the #1 team, Nothing But Net.