yay...lent is here...for all of you non-catholics out there, this is the time when catholics must make personal sacrifices and resist a temptation for a full 40 days and 40 nights.

so what should i give up? spending on my credit card? meat on fridays? sweets? sex? ha, that'd be an easy one...

maybe i could do like the movie and give up anything related to sex...damn...that'd mean no porn...no buffing the wood...no more inflatable chasey lain...

ah fuck that. i think i'll give up meat on fridays. yeah, that's what i'll do....give up meat on fridays. i had a real hard time remembering that last year...maybe i'll actually go thru it this time....

so i went to the dmv today...my 21st birthday is comin' up and my nevada license is expiring. i just moved into my house so i figured i might as well get a california license.

after getting 100% on my written test...guess what i was rewarded with...3 extra lbs. that's right, the bitch added 3 extra lbs to my weight info on my drivers license. damnit, now i am legally fatter.