ok...in one hour its gonna be ash wednesday...which means to us catholics it is time to give up something for lent. i had a looong chat with april, trying to figure out what we should give up...but man, it was so damn hard. we came up with a lot of ideas but there are just some things that we can't do without.

Top 15 Failed Ideas for Lent

• sex - too easy for me to give up...

  

• boat - hell no...can't live without eating at the boat.
• burgers - fat chance. (pun intended)
• chocolate - i might be able to pull it off...but she can't.
• ice cream - too hard...ice cream is meant to be eaten when depressed...40 days without ice cream is depressing enough.
• late night food runs - impossible when i'm on spring break.
• snacking throughout the day - do you want us to die???
• sugar - that'd just be an excuse to eat a whole lot of other bad things...and there's no way in hell i'm gonna celebrate my birthday without my double fudge cake from jack in the crack!!
• alcohol - spring break and no alcohol?!
• cool away messages & aim profiles - we'd get all fidgety and twitchy without it...we know you guys would too.
• underwear - it still gets cold nowadays...
• chatting on aim - that's like asking the sun to stop shining and the stars to stop twinkling.
• shopping - on spring break?? and before my birthday?!?!
• bumming around - does that mean i have to start working out??
• tv - impossible...not with the final episodes of friends and kids sleeping with hot milfs on the OC.

in the end, we decided to give up being predictable. everyday we have to do something new & different...pretty much like Ross' new years resolution a while ago on Friends. i'm also gonna try to give up using the lord's name in vain...that's gonna be a tough one. we'll see how it goes...