had a kickass weekend...unfortunately most of it is a big drunken, cloudy blur...

thursday, alan & james came down...played ball behind my dorm and then went back to my place...shibby...and then ate a lot.

friday we cruised up to santa barbara to party down with dan & his kegerator. started out with some tequila shots (my first time) and then had several rounds of beer pong...uhhh memory is fading...oh yeah, these three girls said i was hot.

they were all up on my jock and shit...actually not really but they did say i was hot.

oh yeah, some dude was walking the streets by his loser self so we invited him for some free hot dogs & beer...i was already sloppy drunk but he said his name was Brandon and he was from Knotts [aka Knotts Scary Farm area]. i didn't realize it until later but he was johnny tsunami from those lame disney movies!! its kinda funny cuz this was the second time i met him...he used to work at this hawaiian restaurant that i was a regular at...and he unsuccessfully tried to hit on my cousin. hahahahaha

saturday morning i had a massive hangover...yacked quite a bit but then i was fine...my vision was a little blurry for the rest of the day though. we ended up eating at some hibatchi place...and the hot waitress was all up on my jock.

drove back that night to cal poly so i could launch my JustBBall.com v2.5. in the meantime, alan & james were drinking with potty, anthony, angela, & elisa.

sunday afternoon, me & the guys went to an arabic restaurant that these egyptian chicks told me about. (they were all up on my jock too.) they had some real good shwarmas and arabic bread...ahhh the memories.

that night we drove back up to cal poly...had a little shibby...actually, it was a lot of shibby. A LOT. we were completely gone after that...we had a really good time...i just can't remember exactly what we did. :-p

anyways, here's some quotes:

James taking a piss in a crowded, public bathroom...

James: oooooh it burns....

Mel trying to ask James if he's coming or staying...

Drunken Mel: james, you coming or going?

James: huh??

Drunken Mel: are you coming or going???

James: what??

Drunken Mel: NO!!!...WITH US!! ARE YOU COMING OR GOING WITH US???

James: i'm staying.

Drunken Mel: oh...that makes more sense...

In the car, driving back to my house from Cal Poly...

James: are you gonna try to break melvin's time?

Alan: fuck no. i'm not gonna get another ticket.

Mel: what's the matter? too slow, too curious??

Alan:

Alan: omg that was pathetic. was that supposed to be the opposite of "fast & furious?"

Mel: yeah, we drank so freakin much last night...i'm gonna quit drinking for a while...

Mel: ...unless you guys are gonna drink tonight...