so today was my first day of sex ed. what did we do today in class, you ask? alright, well we started off by playing this game where we name all the dirty synonyms for "penis," "vagina," "breasts" and "sex."

my group had "breasts"...and surprisingly i found it quite a challenge to get past 20 dirty words. i had to call up alan during class for some help...

alan: dude, i can't think of anymore for 'boobs'...i can only think of 'penis'....is that a bad thing??

its all good, dude....my team managed to get 3rd place...its good to know that i got friends to back me up at a time like this...

oh yeah, one thing that i've never heard before was "hiding the salami"...its a good thing i go to college to learn vocab like that. oh, and check out our first homework assignment...

"Use a flashlight and mirror to examine your genitals. Write a 1-page essay describing your genitals, how you feel about them, and how this will, or already does, affect your sexual relationship(s). 5pts. Due Oct 8."

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