the first thing i hear when i wake up from surgery (exactly 4 years ago)...

Nurse #1: i think he's somoan.
Nurse #2: no, i think he's mexican. he looks a little japanese though.
Nurse #1: nah, he's too fat to be japanese, he has to be samoan.
Nurse #3: guys, he's filipino. it says right here on his chart.
Nurse #1: but filipinos are skinny.
Nurse #2: yeah, he's fat.