Doctor: ok, now take off your shorts, lie on your side and try to relax...

Mel: ok.... (awkward)

Doctor: now i know its a little easier said than done...

Mel: (awkward awkward awkward...)

Doctor: i said relax!!!

Mel: (i-i-i-i'm....t-t-t-trying!!!!)

Doctor: this isn't working...i need some help.

Doctor: nurse!!!!

Nurse: ok now, just try to relax...take in deep breaths...

Mel: starts yoga breathing excercises

Mel: woooooosaaaaaaahhhh...woooooosaaaaaaah....

Doctor: ok mel, next time you come in i am going to have to dive back in there to make sure everything's ok. and next time, i am going to have to use...the probe.