last thanksgiving i wrote a list of the big things i'm thankful for...this year's list is of all the little things...

• cool waiters - all the guys and gals that like to pamper me with extra/free shit cuz i'm their best customer.

  

• my ipod - makes roadtrips and long walks to campus much more pleasant...and helps me pretend "i can't hear you" for those mornings that i just don't feel like talking to anyone...
• aim - the best (cheapest) way to casually keep in touch with everyone...it also allows me to talk to you guys in the comfort of my own computer chair...naked...

  

• door locks - cuz without 'em, i would've gotten raped in norcal...
• things that smell nice - after living with smelly guy, i just have a greater appreciation for things that smell nice...like vanilla and BBQs and polo sport...

  

• wireless internet - finally, i can do work and watch the laker game at the same time in the living room...and i can stream all of my porn, movies and tv episodes from my server to my laptop and watch it on the big screen.

  

• ketchup pumps - man's greatest invention.

  

• streaming internet radio - i don't have to settle with shitty radio reception...and i can read exactly who sings what song, which makes it easier to download the mp3 from areslite.
• pavel - cuz he hooks me up with all of the tv episodes that i miss during the week.

  

• text messages - since people are just so busy these days, this makes it easy to drop a quick line...and also helps me secretly communicate the escape plan to my friends on how to get passed my eager-to-follow smelly roommate.
• google - so i can google all of the hot girls on tv...which also brings me to my next thing to be thankful for...
• boobies.

  

• food - i'm thankful for double-doubles and cheeseburgers, both with grilled onions, and fries @ in-n-out...mochiko chicken with extra mac and extra sauce and a side of manapua @ shakas...chicken fried rice and chicken pad kee mao @ the boat...cake batter & cookie dough icecream @ cold stone...bbq chicken and half-macadamia half-chocolate chip pizzookies @ bj's...i can go on and on, mang...

happy day of gibing thanks, eberybody!!!