so i went to the dmv today...my 21st birthday is comin' up and my nevada license is expiring. i just moved into my house so i figured i might as well get a california license.

after getting 100% on my written test...guess what i was rewarded with...3 extra lbs. that's right, the bitch added 3 extra lbs to my weight info on my drivers license. damnit, now i am legally fatter.