• roommate and apartment smell really bad...and extra-strength febreeze isn't working...searched half an hour for an air freshener but there's no such thing as a manly fragrance.

  

  why the fuck don't they make manly air fresheners?? maybe something that smellls like burgers or a BBQ or a strip club.

• broke my computer chair...2nd chair in two years...damn you in-n-out!!

  

• holes in your shorts are pretty bad...and its a lot worse when you rip it when you're freeballing on campus...

• sold my ipod mini and got myself a new 4G (fourth generation) ipod.

  

• last week i saw a huge sign in front of the Sears hardware section... "tool territory. where tools rule."

  

• dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball = teh new hotness.

  

• Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a good time, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, get buddy info, or the little info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you havent talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad,and dont wander too far from your computer, because you never know when somebodys away message may change.