went to vegas for the weekend. it wasn't for gambling or drinking...i'm broke as hell...it was mainly to fix up alan's and my dad's computers. here's just some random shit that happened...
saw my parent's new vegas house for the first time. the first thing that came to mind was "a hotel suite." the ceilings are like 12 feet high (and the doors and just as tall), there's a lot of mirrors and marble, and all of the handles/faucets were painted gold. and of course there was all of the stereotypical hotel suite-like flower vases everywhere. not to be all jessica-simpson-ish but why the hell does everything have to be yellow gold?? why not white gold?? yellow gold is so tacky...
friday night i had a dream about eating white castles... it was wierd...it took place at some kinda movie theater complex and at the concession stands they were serving those 2 square inch burgers of heaven...it had to be magical or something cuz they were flying and shit...
...woke up, took a piss and then ended up having some really awesome sex dream. it was like me and some tall blonde chick in one of the showers of my parent's new place. total dream score!!
ate at mark pi's shanghai grill on like friday night...gawd damn their food is so good. mark pi's general tso's chicken is the shiznat. ...and then that night we played some bball and general tso was kicking my ass.
sing to r.kelly's "bump and grind":
*my wallet is telling me noooooooooo...
but my booooody
my body is telling me yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!
...i don't see nuttin' wrong, with a little steak and eeeeeeeeggs
...i don't see nuttin' wrong, with a little steak and eeeeeeeeggs*
i got a new cell phone. polyphonic ringtones, baby!!! when any of you girls call me, it'll play Naughty Girl by Beyonce. saudi sausage crew will play my Friends Theme ringtone. anyone else that calls will play the Party Boy Theme from Jackass.
alan, james and i ate at a restaurant called kahuna grill (only because shanghai grill next door was closed ). our waitress was stupid...like whenever we asked for something, she'd pull that unoriginal, sarcastic "no" bullshit.
Mel: can i have some extra honey mustard?
Waitress: no!!
Waitress:
Mel:
Mel: can i have some more water please? Waitress: i dunno, can you?? Waitress: Mel:
i swear, i was just about to do my own sarcastic shit...
Mel: i think i'll have the hibatchi chicken...you pathetic cocksucking slut bag of a whore!!! Waitress: Mel: just kidding!! Mel: ...i'll have the teriyaki chicken.
