diet vanilla coke is teh new hotness.

napolean dynamite is the funniest stupid movie evar.

"i see you're drinking 1% milk...is that because you think you're fat? cuz you're not...you could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to..."

"i've been chatting online with babes all day, what have you done?"

mike holt came by...he got mobbed in huntington beach cuz some drunken fucks thought he was tom cruise

spider-man 2 soundtrack rocks.

"you're not a girl, you're just a dude with long hair"

50 first dates soundtrack / reggae covers of 80s songs rock.

sex in the shower is cool...but other people having sex in your shower isn't....

pube was really really sick...he was breathing abnormally for two days straight...i did everything i could but he passed away in his sleep...

one-night stands should remain one-night stands...none of this clingy gf for 72 hours business...