theloveofyourlife: oimg
theloveofyourlife: i had to get on & show you this
melmyfinger: ???
theloveofyourlife: The 5 Most Fattening Foods
theloveofyourlife: So what are some of the worst of these super-fattening foods? American Dietetic Association spokeswomen Marisa Moore and Lona Sandon helped WebMD calculate approximate calories of some of these supersized dishes to come up with a list of the five worst foods for your diet. (When reading this list, keep in mind that most adults need fewer than 2,000 calories each day.)
theloveofyourlife: 1. Mel's Country Cafe in Texas sells the Mega Mel Burger with 1.5 pounds of ground beef, a pound of bacon, 1/4 pound of American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickle and bun. It weighs in at an estimated 4,556 calories.
theloveofyourlife: http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/5-most-fattening-foods-ever

Funny ass posts from http://www.mylifeisaverage.com:

Today, I said goodbye to my friend, and then we both kept walking in the same direction. MLIA.

Today, I was walking faster than the person in front of me on the sidewalk, so I awkwardly passed them. I proceeded to walk unnaturally fast to make sure they didn't catch up to me. MLIA

Today, I was in the bathroom and I checked behind the shower curtain to see if there was a psycho there with a knife. There wasn't. MLIA

Today, I turned off the lights in my basement as I left. I was alone, so I ran up the stairs because it was dark. MLIA

I am white. Today, I was driving with the windows down while listening to some hardcore rap music, thinking I was cool. I was stopped at a red light next to some black people. I turned the music down. MLIA

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

Today, I had to put my dog down. My arms were tired. MLIA

Today, this old guy wanted to pay me so I'd follow him around for 4 hours and wipe his balls off. It's ok though, I'm a caddie.

Today, my mom told me that it was time I grew up and started to make my own dinner. I asked her to show me how to work the stove and make raman noodles. I knew how, but I just wanted her to do it for me. MLIA.

Today I went downstairs to get water. I came back up with chocolate. I forgot my water. MLIA

Today I went to Costco and saw that one of the samples was almost ready to be served. I pretended to shop for cheeses until they were ready. MLIA.

Today I was sitting in class staring down at a girl's cleavage. I looked up to see if she noticed. She didn't so I looked back down. MLIA

Today, I came up to some automatic doors, and there was no one around. While they opened, I spread my arms, so I felt like I was telekinetic. A woman saw me, so I made a fake yawn and pretended to be stretching. MLIA

Today I went downstairs to get water. I came back up with chocolate. I forgot my water. MLIA

theloveofyourlife: O...M...G MEL
theloveofyourlife: Today, I opened the fridge. There was nothing I wanted to eat in there. After 15 minutes, I opened it again. There still wasn't anything I wanted to eat in there. MLIA
theloveofyourlife: HAHAHAHAH STORY OF OUR LIVES

HAHAHAH

melmyfinger: is it just me or whenever you read ".org"
melmyfinger: you think
melmyfinger: "orgy"
theloveofyourlife: ...you too?!
melmyfinger: phew, i'm not alone
theloveofyourlife: hahaha
theloveofyourlife: do you think of nympho when you see .info?
theloveofyourlife: cause i just stumbled upon a site with .info
theloveofyourlife: ahaha
theloveofyourlife: or..thats just me
theloveofyourlife: LOL
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
melmyfinger: sorry, that's just you
melmyfinger: HAHAHAAHAHAHH
theloveofyourlife: AHAHAHAHA
theloveofyourlife: OF course
theloveofyourlife: <---perv.

JanNYC: how's virginia
Rexicah: vagina
joyy820: vagina is boring
joyy820: I MEAN VIRGINIA
Rexicah: LOL
kuya: haha
JanNYC: i can't remember if u're the same joyy that phil and fred was talkin about at the apple store
joyy820: LMAO
joyy820: yes
joyy820: thats me
joyy820: : )
JanNYC: there we goo
JanNYC: u denied my friend request yo
joyy820: i did?
JanNYC: i know i added u before lol
joyy820: uhmmm... i always approve
JanNYC: i think i did
JanNYC: haha
melmyfinger: "vagina is boring" hahahahaahahahahahaahaha
JanNYC: well i sent u one now
ninJai: wtf are you guys talkin bout
melmyfinger: penis is where it's at!
joyy820: SHUT UP MEL
melmyfinger: hollerrrrr
joyy820: lol
kuya: haha
joyy820: LMAO**

joyy820 banning peniswagon from her room:

Rexicah: hairy*
xxflipxpryd3xx: no
xxflipxpryd3xx: its not me
marichris1: :[[[
jonchaniscool: yeah
hairychris1: no
hairychris1: no
WonTonDJ: what if whats me?
marichris1: comeon hairchris
jonchaniscool: jtamischubby is me

peniswagon was banned from the room by joyy820

marichris1: COME ON
jonchaniscool: it was a joke
marichris1: LMAO
MrSok: LOL
kuya: haha nice
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
neegahson: ROFLMAO
hairychris1: noi
KulayBerde: LOL
WonTonDJ: <----sooo confused
Rexicah: ahaha peniswagonn
neegahson: everybody hop on the peniswagon
hairychris1: sry
neegahson: LMAO
MrFujiKicker: sorry joy, i wanted to kick 3rdi, but didn't bother to
marichris1: LOL
jtamisCHUBBY: deep voice hello guys
hairychris1: its julissa ok
hairychris1: dan
jtamisCHUBBY: whats up
hairychris1: damn
marichris1: ROFLLL
melmyfinger: i think penis wagon wanted to go on a joy ride
melmyfinger: hahahahahaahhaahaa
MrFujiKicker: have my reasons
MrSok: LMAO
neegahson: LMAO MEL
neegahson: AHAHHHAHA
marichris1: ROFLL MELL
neegahson: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rexicah: if i made an account for blog, and i named it stankyvaganky would you guys kick me?
jtamisCHUBBY: lol
kuya: i wanted to kick him too
MrFujiKicker: WTHEO
MrFujiKicker: ROFl
marichris1: LMAO micah
Rexicah: haha
MrFujiKicker: WTHEO
joyy820: jjfrombk
MrFujiKicker: WTHEO
WonTonDJ: lol
MrFujiKicker: LOL
MrFujiKicker: ROFL
Mquerol: haha
neegahson: ROFLMAO
neegahson: WTHEO
KulayBerde: HAHAHAHAAH
MrFujiKicker: very nice
marichris1: LMAOOO

Micah after getting her stuff hacked...

theloveofyourlife: omg
theloveofyourlife: my mouse is moving
melmyfinger: DISCONNECT
melmyfinger: DISCONNECT
theloveofyourlife: nvm
theloveofyourlife: im hella paranoid
heylisaajueee: holy cow
heylisaajueee: it got intense
theloveofyourlife: i was moving the sensor
theloveofyourlife: LOL
theloveofyourlife: sorry
heylisaajueee: LMAO
heylisaajueee: FAIL
heylisaajueee: FAIL
melmyfinger: hahahahahahaahahahahahaahaahahaahahahaahahaha
heylisaajueee: FAILFAILFAILFAIL
heylisaajueee: FAILFIALFAILFjnf;anf;af~!!!!!!1