Convo: How to Turn Off Jayce

shindarbarthia: how do i turn off this thing!
majlkman: you don't
majlkman: bwahahahhaa
meltajon: slash slash off, allie
majlkman: stfu mel
ty91011: //off
majlkman: alt+ctrl+del allie
majlkman: alt+f4 5 times really fast
meltajon: ALT + F4
fragsworth: ya alt f4
fragsworth: i just did it
fragsworth: it wokred
jaycetan: ahhahahahahha
majlkman: thast why you're still typing in here right?
ty91011: how do you turn off jayce
meltajon: you show him a girl
majlkman: LOL
majlkman: hahahhahaha
jdoll122807: LOLZ

Convo: What is FYS?

krismark: LOUD INTERNET NOISES
9natran: WE'LL HAVE DINNER
krismark: AT NINAS
itstoofragile212: HHAHAHA
krismark: 8PM
jecjec_: who's not going to fys?
itstoofragile212: KRIS
krismark: SATURDAY
itstoofragile212: HAHAHAHAHA
Adoboy: CONFUSION
iCanShowYouTheWorld: =/
WonTonDJ: LMAO
9natran: SURE
9natran: BUT
Adoboy: reading the wrong person?
iCanShowYouTheWorld: dont talk about fys
iCanShowYouTheWorld: -.
9natran: EVERYONE
itstoofragile212: SRRY FOR STARTIN THIS CONVO
krismark: NINA LIVES IN IRVINE
itstoofragile212: HAHAHAHA
9natran: SATURDAY
melmyfinger: girlfriend, get on aim
iCanShowYouTheWorld: T_T
WonTonDJ: Hahah
krismark: SUNDAY
9natran: 1/3
krismark: 2/3
krismark: 4/5
Adoboy: Dew da dansing?
SLIMBEATS_steve: wtf is fys lol
itstoofragile212: WELLL WHERE ARE WE GOIN
9natran: WE DEW DA DANSING
ram_ree: wow, really?
ram_ree: lol
jecjec_: fys fuck your sister
krismark: I DONG SEE YEW DO DA DANSING
SLIMBEATS_steve: lol
jecjec_: everyone does it
9natran: AND EAT DINNER
ram_ree: lol
SLIMBEATS_steve: lmao wow
melmyfinger: who's going to fuck your sister???
X3KazumiX3: Hey Van
Kinh4theNguyen: dang jec
melmyfinger: me!!
SLIMBEATS_steve: i dont have a sister can i borrow yours
krismark: ROFL MEL
itstoofragile212: jec NICE ONE
Kinh4theNguyen: i don have a sister
melmyfinger: hahahahaha
ghostryderx: thats creppy jec jec
Kinh4theNguyen: :[
Kinh4theNguyen: can it be you instead?
Kinh4theNguyen: FYJ?
Kinh4theNguyen: fuck your jecjec?
krismark: fuckyourjec!
itstoofragile212: hahahhaha
itstoofragile212: HAHAHAHHA
SLIMBEATS_steve: lol kinh
Kinh4theNguyen: im going to FYJ!
Kinh4theNguyen: yes
krismark: FYJ IS SOLD. OUT.
itstoofragile212: SLAP IN DA FACE
itstoofragile212: hhaha
itstoofragile212: HAHAHAHHA
itstoofragile212: WOW
krismark: HAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
SLIMBEATS_steve: lol damn i wanted to buy a ticket too
SLIMBEATS_steve: lol
itstoofragile212: kris WOW
itstoofragile212: jec jec awwwwwwwwwwww
Kinh4theNguyen: FYJ is one person per time limited
krismark: ROFL
SLIMBEATS_steve: i heard tickets were free?
itstoofragile212: oooooooh DANG
9natran: LOL
SLIMBEATS_steve: damn
melmyfinger: tickets will be available at the door
SvenSign: i think thats it
krismark: ROFL MEL
WonTonDJ: LOL
SLIMBEATS_steve: lol oh damn jec jec..laying down the law

Murder/Marry/Make Out With

ham99994: HAHAHA
9natran: makeout: cp
9natran: murder: kris
9natran: LOL
n1kk117: lol
9natran: hahahaha
ham99994: awww 9na ur so cute
ham99994: HAHAHAHAHa
janne: haha mel
ham99994: thats so awesome
janne: im an idiot
9natran: i <3 kris
9natran: but i'd kill him anyday
melmyfinger: hahahaahah jesss
terarc: m/m/m: vankho, krismark, gummybearsgalore
9natran: uhhh...
9natran: marry: van
jecjec_: JUDY DO THAT
9natran: makeout: andy
9natran: murder: kris
9natran: LOL
terarc: poor kris
ham99994: eoe
ham99994: wow*
9natran: hahahaha
terarc: hahaha
ham99994: i know eh?
9natran: anymore names?
9natran: LOL
9natran: hahah
terarc: hahaha
terarc: 9na's all like, "bring it!"
9natran: LOL
vankho: terarc: m/m/m... judy w/ no hair... 9na with no hair.... jess w/ no hair
terarc: jynx, judy
vankho: DO IT.
melmyfinger: ooooooh
thatsajudy: loool
terarc: hahaha
jecjec_: ooooooooooo
mauryrules: no hair?
9natran: whaat?
9natran: LOL
terarc: ok
9natran: no hair?
terarc: but after that, i gotta go man
9natran: hahahah
jecjec_: 9na with no hair, judy with no teeth, jessica with no boobs
9natran: ahahhahah
bored44-2: lol
terarc: lol jecjec
melmyfinger: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
9natran: LOL
janne: HAHAHAHA
mauryrules: haha
ham99994: AHAHHAHAHAHa
ham99994: WOW
janne: fucking jec!
ham99994: LNMAO!!!!
jecjec_: DO IT

Thigh Five!!

THIGH FIVE -- a new celebratory gesture between two people, each somehow slapping their inner thighs together. Theorized Monday afternoon by Kris Mark and Norm.

melmyfinger: THIGH FIVE
krismark: THIGH FIVE
ham99994: you guys
heyitsloris: omg ew?!
heyitsloris: LOL
ham99994: you guys are so funny
krismark: its like a pelvic thrust
ham99994: omg i cant sleep
heyitsloris: HAHAHAhAHA
krismark: but a very high pelvic thrust
LihingmuiMochi: lol
krismark: like,
krismark: you have to get air.
melmyfinger: a very high, manly pelvic thrust
krismark: quite so mel
krismark: quite so.
heyitsloris: hawt stuff.
ham99994: LOL
ham99994: HAHAHAHAHAH
melmyfinger: hahahaahhaha
krismark: LOL
heyitsloris: LOLL
n1kk117: lol
ham99994: hahahhaha
krismark: according to johnjohn
ham99994: you guys are too much
krismark: "its not gay unless the balls touch"
ham99994: LOL LOL
melmyfinger: hahahaha dude!!!!
melmyfinger: i was thinkin the same thing!!!!
krismark: LOL
krismark: I love oyu mel
heyitsloris: HAHAHHAHA
krismark: you
krismark: HAHAHAHAHAHA
ham99994: me too
ham99994: hes so awesoem
krismark: -double thigh five
melmyfinger: HAHAHA double thigh five
krismark: thats a full on
krismark: yeah
heyitsloris: wow thats so intense
n1kk117: haha
krismark: LOL
krismark: thumbs
krismark: LMAO
krismark: HAHAAHHAAAHHAHA
heyitsloris: LOLLLL
krismark: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
ham99994:
KIK*
krismark: judy's throwin up the biiirdddd
krismark: HAHAHAAHHAHA
ham99994: LOL
heyitsloris: HAHAHAHAHA
krismark: LOLOLOL
ham99994: AHHAHAHAHAHHA
ham99994: HAHAHAHHA
melmyfinger: dude, if you do double thigh five, something is bound to touch
krismark: LMAO
ham99994: AGAHAHA
heyitsloris: HAHAHAHHAAHAH
krismark: HHAHAHAHA
ham99994: HAHAHAHAHAHa

I love my fans

You are invited to co-host this show

hazelb: lol khaing
hazelb: MELLLLLLLLLL
JayMarquez: MEL!!
LovAL: MELLLLL
adrieee: khaing hah!
kl0v3: EL
KAme88: Mellllll
adrieee: MEL!!!!!
kl0v3: MEL
hollykinns: hey mel!!!
kl0v3: SEXY
hazelb: smelly!!!
ron_palustre: wdup MEL!!
kl0v3: WHOOOOO
kl0v3: MEL STRIPPA
JayMarquez: SUP deep ass voice
adrieee: hahah
ron_palustre: hahah
hollykinns: LOL
JayMarquez: HAHAHAH
hazelb: LOOK @ THAT TEDDY BEAR!
LovAL: MELLLLL what uuppp!
kl0v3: TAKE IT OFF
JayMarquez: MEEELL!!!
kl0v3: YEA
hazelb: hahaha
hollykinns: jayyy lol
kl0v3: WHOOO
DUH_MEL: haha gosh two mel's
hazelb: TEDDY BEAR!
kl0v3: BRONCO
KAme88: mel's smexy
JayMarquez: MELs da bomb yo
hazelb: TEDDY..
hazelb: teddy bear O_O
ron_palustre: mel gave me a man hug
ron_palustre: and i liked it
hollykinns: GO MELLLL MAH FINGAAA
hazelb: hahaha norms 26 too
KAme88: lol
LovAL: mel touch my hand
hazelb: SINXJAEs 27
hollykinns: lol
kl0v3: YAY FOR OVER 21
LovAL: touched*
kl0v3: WHOOT
JayMarquez: 21!!!
KAme88: omgosh im having lagg brb
JayMarquez: Yay!!
hazelb: jay, iu suck
hollykinns: did every1 cohost?
LovAL: damn i havent even hit my 20s yet
hollykinns: lol
ron_palustre:

You are no longer a co-host

9natran: 9
hollykinns: cya mellll
hazelb: oldie
hazelb: lmao

Convo: Nice & Slow

bkeeeezy: i wanted to feel like an asshole for once in my life
jecjec_: i love your little piece of hair across your head
bkeeeezy: that felt good
krismark: LOL
heyitsloris: aww bryan.
krismark: right bryan?
itsjamilerr: LOL
krismark: thats what I went through 10 minutes ago
krismark: I kicked like 5 people out
jecjec_: OKAY
jecjec_: SING
jecjec_: NICE AND SLOW
jecjec_: NOW
jecjec_: NOW
jecjec_: NOW!
jecjec_: OMGSH STFU
jecjec_: JUST SING
jecjec_: NICE AND SLOW
krismark: wow
briceorbryce: whoa jec jec...hey...and darn it froze
melmyfinger: NICE AND SLOW, DAMNIT
melmyfinger: SET THE MOOD, DAMNIT
krismark: ANGRY AND FAST
oh_itsLJ: lol
melmyfinger: hahaahahahaahhahaahahaa
jecjec_: NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
melmyfinger: hahahahaha angry and fast
krismark: UNPLEASANT AND RUSHED
oh_itsLJ: kris LMAO
heyitsloris: fricking kris
heyitsloris: get out
heyitsloris: LOL**

lOrangutan: *buys krismark a blow up doll.
krismark: ...
hazelb: hahaha
SHIZZOO: xDD
lOrangutan: lmao
krismark: -pops the blowup doll
JaniceXP: lol.
lOrangutan: LMAO
hazelb: hahahaha wth kris~
jecjec_: wtf is goin on????
melmyfinger: hahahahaahahahahaha
hazelb: y u gonna pop it