fuckin' a...i will never get my project done. aight, here's the deal...for my accounting class i was supposed to do the online computer lab shit all throughout the quarter...and of course i delayed that shit til the very end...its almost 1am and this thing is due 14 hours from now. each chapter takes 30-45 mins and i think there's about 15 chapters...you do the math.
aight, so i didn't work on it at all today because i had to work on my sex ed shit...and then i didn't get out of class til 8pm...but by that time i was tired as hell so all i wanted to do was relax. next thing i know, i'm in a 2.5 hour conversation with april (who i totally love and i'm totally convinced she's my long lost twin sister)...
so anyways, after talking to her i decided to watch Headlines on Jay Leno cuz that's the best shit...then i find out shaq is on the show, so i watch his little interview...and then i find out kelly preston is on, so of course i watch her cuz she's hot as hell...
aight, so midnight rolls around and darwin (my roommate) decides to bust out a little Mario Kart: Double Dash on his gamecube....next thing i know all of the guys are over and they're having a fuckin' Mario Kart tournament...all hollerin' and hootin' and shit...
ok, so its 1 in the morning now...the guys are still herre, playin' Mario Kart....and i haven't done even started on this thing...
UPDATE
oh hell yeah, i just got a call from my boy, johnny, and he said he'll hook me up with his stuff!! yeah baby!!! this calls for some Mario Kart!!!

you can't see me now but i'm krip walkin!!!