and out of no where there was big 'ol fat guy walking along the shoreline...wearing a neon yellow thong.

when sticking out your head of the car while driving on the freeway, make sure you're not wearing your favorite hat.

Finally moved out of the dorms after 4 years. Oh man, its like the end of an era! Anyways, here's just a few random montecito moments...

» mandy kicking my ass

» pavel's fobby russian accent freshmen year: "ey mal, can you get me a boorger?"

» late night food runs

» the sounds of counterstrike

» Al, the six-year monetico man...and his frenchie style frolicking down the hallways in his metrosexually tight shorts.

» my bastard first roommate

on the top bunk while I was sleeping...

» spontaneous humpage

» robert horry's game 4 gamewinner...chestbumps all around

» my first beer bong hit

» ballin' in the cage

» the hot girl in room 230, freshmen year...

» ...and how she thinks i'm gay...

» hallway golf

» the time catherine caught me in the act of "flapping"

» the time elisa caught me making really dirty noises...(you weren't supposed to hear that!!)

» the time hilary caught me and my teabagging impression...

» nerf basketball / nerf jousting / blue balls / nutball

» shibby in anthony's room

» guitar sessions in my room

» moaning & making other funny noises in the bathroom...."oooooooh...it buuuuuuurns..."

» "mac & cheese for the soul"

» drunken sudheer, convinced that he's frodo and living in the world of LOTR

god, there's so many more memories that i know i'm missing...but anyways, most of all, i'm gonna miss all the cool girls and hot guys.

i mean, hot guys and cool girls.

hot girls and cool guys.

got pissed off the other night so i took out all of my anger @ bball & volleyball. whooped ass in bball and in volleyball i had the biggest spike evar...but that resulted in breaking a girl's thumb...

went shopping @ ontario mills and the shoe salesgirl was all up on my jock. half filipino, half black, all hotness. hell, she even saved me $30 off my new jordans!! if she asked me out to mongolian bbq, we'd be a match made in heaven.

majixnthemakeup: shes all over you like ketchup on your burgers foo

i got into the village today...butt i didn't get any of my roommates.

anyone know who samuel soohoo is?? is he a freshmen? is he cool? cute? single???

the crappy thing is i think all the guys are on the otherside of the village....

what does the village office expect me to do? walk???

the other crappy thing i'm right next to the freakin' train track....yay...can't wait for those loud ass choo-choos and vibrations at 3 in the morning.

anyways, the pic on the right is the map with casa del mel highlighted.

getting lost in pasadena for more than 2 hours is not my idea of fun...but it was worth meeting up with alan, cathy and natalie.

could i be more dyslexic??

Labelled lazy, dumb, careless, immature, "not trying hard enough," or "behavior problem."

Talented in art, drama, music, sports, mechanics, story-telling, sales, business, designing, building, or engineering.

Seems to "Zone out" or daydream often; gets lost easily or loses track of time.

Difficulty sustaining attention; seems "hyper" or "daydreamer."

Learns best through hands-on experience, demonstrations, experimentation, observation, and visual aids.

Confused by letters, numbers, words, sequences, or verbal explanations.

Reading or writing shows repetitions, additions, transpositions, omissions, substitutions, and reversals in letters, numbers and/or words.

Complains of feeling or seeing non-existent movement while reading, writing, or copying.

Seems to have difficulty with vision, yet eye exams don't reveal a problem.

Extremely keen sighted and observant, or lacks depth perception and peripheral vision.

Reads and rereads with little comprehension.

Spells phonetically and inconsistently.

Has extended hearing; hears things not said or apparent to others; easily distracted by sounds.

Difficulty putting thoughts into words; speaks in halting phrases; leaves sentences incomplete; stutters under stress; mispronounces long words, or transposes phrases, words, and syllables when speaking.

Trouble with writing or copying; pencil grip is unusual; handwriting varies or is illegible.

Can be ambidextrous, and often confuses left/right, over/under.

Has difficulty telling time, managing time, learning sequenced information or tasks, or being on time.

Computing math shows dependence on finger counting and other tricks; knows answers, but can't do it on paper.

Can count, but has difficulty counting objects and dealing with money.

Can do arithmetic, but fails word problems; cannot grasp algebra or higher math.

Excellent long-term memory for experiences, locations, and faces.

Poor memory for sequences, facts and information that has not been experienced.

Thinks primarily with images and feeling, not sounds or words (little internal dialogue).

Can be class clown, trouble-maker, or too quiet.

Strong sense of justice; emotionally sensitive; strives for perfection.

http://www.dyslexia.com/library/symptoms.htm

the object of the "game" was basically like The Weakest Link...except now you sit down if you get the answer correct...if you get the answer wrong, he makes fun of you and moves on down the line to the next victim. if no one gets the answer correct, then they vote off someone.

Yanaga: what's the denominator for days sales in accounts receivable?

Mohammed: ummm 365?

Yanaga: NOOOO!!!! what's wrong with you? we just went over this five minutes ago!!

Yanaga: brad??

Brad: umm...one?

Yanaga: NO!!!! everything in the universe is divisible by one!!!

Yanaga: Vanessa?

Vanessa: ummmm...is the denominator the top one or the bottom one?

Yanaga: oh god!!! you should've learned that in third grade!! that should've been like 12 years ago!!! i don't know how the hell you passed accounting, let alone fourth grade!!

its kinda funny to watch him make fun of people...butt i know its gonna suck ass when he gets me up there.

jammed nose-picking finger, sprained wrist, scraped right knee, bum left knee, jacked up right ankle and an aching left shoulder....

all because i was trying to impress the volleyball girls...