Tech Support: Hello "¦ how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.

joyy820 banning peniswagon from her room:

Rexicah: hairy*
xxflipxpryd3xx: no
xxflipxpryd3xx: its not me
marichris1: :[[[
jonchaniscool: yeah
hairychris1: no
hairychris1: no
WonTonDJ: what if whats me?
marichris1: comeon hairchris
jonchaniscool: jtamischubby is me

peniswagon was banned from the room by joyy820

marichris1: COME ON
jonchaniscool: it was a joke
marichris1: LMAO
MrSok: LOL
kuya: haha nice
melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAHAA
neegahson: ROFLMAO
hairychris1: noi
KulayBerde: LOL
WonTonDJ: <----sooo confused
Rexicah: ahaha peniswagonn
neegahson: everybody hop on the peniswagon
hairychris1: sry
neegahson: LMAO
MrFujiKicker: sorry joy, i wanted to kick 3rdi, but didn't bother to
marichris1: LOL
jtamisCHUBBY: deep voice hello guys
hairychris1: its julissa ok
hairychris1: dan
jtamisCHUBBY: whats up
hairychris1: damn
marichris1: ROFLLL
melmyfinger: i think penis wagon wanted to go on a joy ride
melmyfinger: hahahahahaahhaahaa
MrFujiKicker: have my reasons
MrSok: LMAO
neegahson: LMAO MEL
neegahson: AHAHHHAHA
marichris1: ROFLL MELL
neegahson: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rexicah: if i made an account for blog, and i named it stankyvaganky would you guys kick me?
jtamisCHUBBY: lol
kuya: i wanted to kick him too
MrFujiKicker: WTHEO
MrFujiKicker: ROFl
marichris1: LMAO micah
Rexicah: haha
MrFujiKicker: WTHEO
joyy820: jjfrombk
MrFujiKicker: WTHEO
WonTonDJ: lol
MrFujiKicker: LOL
MrFujiKicker: ROFL
Mquerol: haha
neegahson: ROFLMAO
neegahson: WTHEO
KulayBerde: HAHAHAHAAH
MrFujiKicker: very nice
marichris1: LMAOOO

It's been just about a week since my NYC trip. I wish I had more time to write a big post about it...but for now I'll have to settle with this awesome vid by Phil (and photos on my Flickr, coming soon):

Julianna_Amerie on how to hide your penis:

melmyfinger: hahahaha
kuya: haha
ROYALDISASTER: its like being ddrsessed actually
Guest - mrskittles: i need to go to the kind of parties you hang out at
Guest - mrskittles: naked painted people parties
UhOhItsAri: Julianna: professional nip searcher
AndrewTheEpic: i tried doing the painting thing, except (down there)
AndrewTheEpic: but its hard to hide a peen
Guest - Oposum: tape
Guest - Oposum: s
Guest - mrskittles: painted peen.... damnit lol
AndrewTheEpic: LOL
melmyfinger: hahahah
Sharky976: wtf
AndrewTheEpic: a hanging hotdog
AndrewTheEpic: or something
UhOhItsAri: yuck
AndrewTheEpic: lmao
JiMb0: woo
Guest - mrskittles: make it a long nose on a face
AndrewTheEpic: WTF
Julianna_Amerie: if i was a guy i would just roll it up.
ROYALDISASTER: im an artist i do that shit
Guest - Oposum: roll it. daym!!
UhOhItsAri: a weird mushroom
n1kk117: lol
AndrewTheEpic: ROLL IT?!
DizzyFLIPPINd: roll it up? it isnt a fruit roll up...
AndrewTheEpic: wtfffff
JiMb0: a hanging hot dog?! wtf?!
Guest - Oposum: lol
kuya: wtf
melmyfinger: slide it to the side
AndrewTheEpic: ouchhies
Guest - mrskittles: this is hillarious
UhOhItsAri: roll it?
AndrewTheEpic: lmao
melmyfinger: wtf, roll it up???
UhOhItsAri: fuckin nasty
melmyfinger: ROLL IT UP?!??!
Guest - mrskittles: tuck it back
AndrewTheEpic: exactly
AndrewTheEpic: wow
AndrewTheEpic: WOW
Sharky976: tuck rule
Guest - mrskittles: epic
kuya: wow wth
UhOhItsAri: new item at the store: dick roll up's
AndrewTheEpic: you coulda said tuck it
UhOhItsAri: buy them for your children!
UhOhItsAri: yum!
AndrewTheEpic: but roll it?
Guest - mrskittles: throw the hair tie on the peen
AndrewTheEpic: wow
Guest - mrskittles: lol damnit
melmyfinger: just roll it up like yarn??!?!
ROYALDISASTER: hahaha wtf are u doing??????
ROYALDISASTER: hahaha
melmyfinger: wtheo
melmyfinger: hahahaha
AndrewTheEpic: roll it up like fruit roll up?**

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