• played beer pong with chris, josh & rose...putang ina rose does NOT know how to handle beer...by far the most dramatic drunken night in the history of the world...

  

• went to huntington with josh & rose...we saw a bulldog riding a skateboard by itself, pedaling and all!!

  

• i found out the coolest thing today...i'm hawaiian and chinese...on my mom's side...

  

*diana is a bitch...

Finally moved out of the dorms after 4 years. Oh man, its like the end of an era! Anyways, here's just a few random montecito moments...

» mandy kicking my ass

» pavel's fobby russian accent freshmen year: "ey mal, can you get me a boorger?"

» late night food runs

» the sounds of counterstrike

» Al, the six-year monetico man...and his frenchie style frolicking down the hallways in his metrosexually tight shorts.

» my bastard first roommate

on the top bunk while I was sleeping...

» spontaneous humpage

» robert horry's game 4 gamewinner...chestbumps all around

» my first beer bong hit

» ballin' in the cage

» the hot girl in room 230, freshmen year...

» ...and how she thinks i'm gay...

» hallway golf

» the time catherine caught me in the act of "flapping"

» the time elisa caught me making really dirty noises...(you weren't supposed to hear that!!)

» the time hilary caught me and my teabagging impression...

» nerf basketball / nerf jousting / blue balls / nutball

» shibby in anthony's room

» guitar sessions in my room

» moaning & making other funny noises in the bathroom...."oooooooh...it buuuuuuurns..."

» "mac & cheese for the soul"

» drunken sudheer, convinced that he's frodo and living in the world of LOTR

god, there's so many more memories that i know i'm missing...but anyways, most of all, i'm gonna miss all the cool girls and hot guys.

i mean, hot guys and cool girls.

hot girls and cool guys.

got pissed off the other night so i took out all of my anger @ bball & volleyball. whooped ass in bball and in volleyball i had the biggest spike evar...but that resulted in breaking a girl's thumb...

went shopping @ ontario mills and the shoe salesgirl was all up on my jock. half filipino, half black, all hotness. hell, she even saved me $30 off my new jordans!! if she asked me out to mongolian bbq, we'd be a match made in heaven.

majixnthemakeup: shes all over you like ketchup on your burgers foo

i got into the village today...butt i didn't get any of my roommates.

anyone know who samuel soohoo is?? is he a freshmen? is he cool? cute? single???

the crappy thing is i think all the guys are on the otherside of the village....

what does the village office expect me to do? walk???

the other crappy thing i'm right next to the freakin' train track....yay...can't wait for those loud ass choo-choos and vibrations at 3 in the morning.

anyways, the pic on the right is the map with casa del mel highlighted.

the object of the "game" was basically like The Weakest Link...except now you sit down if you get the answer correct...if you get the answer wrong, he makes fun of you and moves on down the line to the next victim. if no one gets the answer correct, then they vote off someone.

Yanaga: what's the denominator for days sales in accounts receivable?

Mohammed: ummm 365?

Yanaga: NOOOO!!!! what's wrong with you? we just went over this five minutes ago!!

Yanaga: brad??

Brad: umm...one?

Yanaga: NO!!!! everything in the universe is divisible by one!!!

Yanaga: Vanessa?

Vanessa: ummmm...is the denominator the top one or the bottom one?

Yanaga: oh god!!! you should've learned that in third grade!! that should've been like 12 years ago!!! i don't know how the hell you passed accounting, let alone fourth grade!!

its kinda funny to watch him make fun of people...butt i know its gonna suck ass when he gets me up there.

jammed nose-picking finger, sprained wrist, scraped right knee, bum left knee, jacked up right ankle and an aching left shoulder....

all because i was trying to impress the volleyball girls...

bag got stolen...along with more than $800 of stuff...to the fucker that has my bag, brand new books, cell phone, pda & keys: i hope you choke on a hot dog and die and a dog shits all over your grave.

Huz-B & Ashley - consider yourselves special cuz you were born on my birthday.

Karen & Augustus - happy belated!!

Jamie - God bless your soul. it wasn't until recently that you married into the family, but i have always considered you as family. i'll be sure to give a helping hand in raising Kainoa...rest in peace, kuya.

Cathy - past couple weeks have been real hard...but hey, things are gonna get better....spring break reunion, baby!!! yeah whoo!!!

April - the twin sister that i've always wanted...even though you're only a third my size, you always manage to pick me up when i'm down...thank god i found you. a couple weeks from now, our livers' are goin' down....down, down, down!!!!

Sherwin - thanks for the talk the other night. with all the shit that's been happening in my life, i just about gave up on my faith...but you helped me see. thanks for giving me something to believe in again. (btw, i still gotta send you your autographed pornstar poster)

Melissa Le - you eat yet? hahaha jk. thanks for putting up with me all those afternoons that i don't have class. lemme make it up to you...come over to my place for some mac & cheese, if you know what i mean...

Alan, Amy, Cathy, Dan, James, Melissa, Mike, Natalie, Rachel - oh man, next week is gonna rock!!!

To everyone else, including the old guy at yoshinoya, the mexican dude at hano's and to all the waiters at the boat: thanks for all the good times!!

kinda bored...here's some things that have happened in the past couple weeks

• met a girl named Janus...and i couldn't stop laughing inside cuz her name is like ANUS with a J.

  

• did my first beer bong with the montecito crew.

  

  but for some damn reason i couldn't get drunk.
• had another boaty call with april over some beer, hard lemonade, chewy chips ahoy and bruce almighty.
• dropped my accounting class because i apparently don't have to retake it...so now i only have 2 courses...which is 4 classes A WEEK.

  

  ...sad thing is i might be in school for another 2 years...

  

• might go to mexico with cathy for spring break.

  

• went shopping with melissa (le)...she helped me realize how much i talk about food...literaly...

Mel: oh, and that's the papa johns where i used to eat with darwin and bojo every tuesday...soo good
Mel: oh, and over there is mongolian bbq...you can eat as much as you want and they cook it right in front of you...used to go there every friday...soo good
Mel: oh, and that's the only KFC around here that still sells chicken nuggets...not the crispy chicken strips...the old school chicken nuggets...sooo good
Mel: ohgood, lets go to quiznos...they have the greatest cookies there ever...just ask them to put 'em in the oven and its all soft and squishy and chewy...sooo good

• got a proposal from Yahoo! Sports College Broadcasting that'll pay to advertise on my justbball.com...

  

• blocked the CRAP out of some really tall asian dude in basketball...god damn that was an ego booster.
• i was playing guitar in my room and some drunk white guy comes in:

Drunk White Dude: hey!! you're filipino!! sing the filipino anthem for me!!