1:13 PM SoGooey: Mel.
1:13 PM melmyfinger: yooo brandon!
1:13 PM SoGooey: Let's count how many poops we take this year.
1:13 PM melmyfinger: hahahaha
1:13 PM melmyfinger: wait brandon
1:13 PM SoGooey: You think it's possible?
1:13 PM SoGooey: Hahhahahaah
1:13 PM Ceelei: oh shit.....someones going to lose count
1:13 PM melmyfinger: how'd your little No Orgasm December thing go?
1:13 PM Ceelei: someone should do a project 365 of poop
1:14 PM melmyfinger: YUCK, CATHY
1:14 PM SoGooey: hahahaha
1:14 PM SoGooey: HAHA cathy
1:14 PM melmyfinger: bullshit, brandon!
1:14 PM SoGooey: I succeeded mel.
1:14 PM Ceelei: so did i!
1:14 PM Ceelei: we're awesome
1:14 PM SoGooey: haha
1:14 PM SoGooey: mel you're doing the365 thing too?
1:14 PM SoGooey: AND IM SERIOUS, we're going to do a poop count
1:14 PM SoGooey: till 2012
1:15 PM Ceelei: well...mark 1 for me then
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahah
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: poop count
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: dont take a picture of your poop
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: please
1:15 PM RaelynneRosales: hahah
1:15 PM SoGooey: Hahahahaha
1:15 PM SoGooey: I'm at 1 as well.
1:16 PM SoGooey: You guys think i'm joking , but I'm really going to catalog how many poops I take.
1:16 PM SoGooey: I'd count how many times I jack off a year, but 595 is already a predictable number
1:17 PM Ceelei: 595???
1:17 PM melmyfinger: jesus, brandon
1:17 PM melmyfinger: hahahah
1:17 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:17 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahah
1:17 PM melmyfinger: there are some cold and lonely nights, cathy
1:17 PM melmyfinger: sometimes just gotta do whatever it takes to stay warm
1:18 PM SoGooey: Hahaha
1:18 PM SoGooey: Sometimes 1 time is good enough for the day.
1:18 PM SoGooey: But there are those times where I just drink and go home with nothing
1:18 PM SoGooey: And those are the triples and doubles.
1:18 PM SoGooey: Hahhahaha
1:21 PM RaelynneRosales: hahaha
1:21 PM RaelynneRosales: maybe i should count how many times i do it too and compare it to a guys jack off count
1:21 PM melmyfinger: HAHAH
1:21 PM melmyfinger: maybe we should place bets
1:21 PM SoGooey: HHAHA
1:21 PM RaelynneRosales: see if im doin it too much
1:21 PM RaelynneRosales: ahahah
1:22 PM SoGooey: Rae, let's compare
1:22 PM SoGooey: at the end of the year
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: LOL
1:22 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: ahahhahaha
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: im down
1:22 PM SoGooey: You seem to have an appetite to match mine.
1:22 PM melmyfinger: wait
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: but see girs are different
1:22 PM melmyfinger: but do you have to finish?
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: yes
1:22 PM SoGooey: Whats the point of jacking off if you dont finish
1:22 PM melmyfinger: cuz there are nights when you just pass out while doing it
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: but girls can finish like 2 or 3 times
1:22 PM melmyfinger: cuz you're just sooo tired
1:22 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahahahah mel
1:22 PM SoGooey: HAhaha
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: someone walks in youre all holding your dick
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: LOL
1:23 PM Ceelei: wow...said like a true starfish mel
1:23 PM SoGooey: I can finish twice a session before I have to recharnge.
1:23 PM melmyfinger: hahahahahaha
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: its all flaccid
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: lol
1:23 PM SafariCat: Call Started
1:23 PM SoGooey: hahahahha
1:23 PM SoGooey: hi chase!
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: hii chase
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: yeah coz sometimes if im like really craving it
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: ill finish like 4 times
1:23 PM RaelynneRosales: then knock out
1:23 PM SoGooey: I wanna say, how many sessions we do.
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: oh okayy
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: that makes more sense
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: coz id so kick your ass
1:24 PM SoGooey: Hahahahha
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: if we counted how many times we finish
1:24 PM SoGooey: I dunno rae, if I really wanted to bruise my testicle tubes.
1:24 PM melmyfinger: okay but how do we define a "session?" cuz sometimes i want to eat a burrito between orgasms
1:24 PM SoGooey: I'd give you a run for your money
1:24 PM SoGooey: ahaha
1:24 PM HalfSensed: LOl
1:24 PM RaelynneRosales: hhahahah
1:24 PM SoGooey: I've done it before and it was horrible.
1:24 PM SoGooey: ahha
1:25 PM RaelynneRosales: LOL
1:25 PM Ceelei: hahahahahaha
1:25 PM SoGooey: Amazzzing
1:25 PM SoGooey: its so hot here
1:25 PM SoGooey: I've done 8 in one session
1:25 PM SoGooey: BAWSS.
1:25 PM SoGooey: HAHAA
1:25 PM SoGooey: FIGHTING
1:25 PM RaelynneRosales: ive only done 8 while having sex
1:25 PM SoGooey: hHAHAHAHA
1:25 PM RaelynneRosales: because 8 by myself is too much work
1:25 PM RaelynneRosales: hahhaa
1:25 PM SoGooey: That was phonesex
1:25 PM SoGooey: though
1:25 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:26 PM SoGooey: And I was like 16.
1:26 PM SoGooey: So I was straight youthful
1:26 PM WonTonDJ: heh;/[][---
1:26 PM SoGooey: This message has been removed.
1:26 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:26 PM WonTonDJ: lol;
1:26 PM SoGooey: Dajuan did you get my text
1:26 PM SoGooey: So rae, are we doing this
1:26 PM SoGooey: hahahaha
1:26 PM RaelynneRosales: hahaha im down
1:26 PM WonTonDJ: this morn?
1:26 PM SoGooey: im scared of what my number will be
1:26 PM RaelynneRosales: if i remember i will
1:26 PM RaelynneRosales: LOL me too
1:26 PM RaelynneRosales: just because for girls
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: its like a forbidden thing to talk about
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: and im here like
1:27 PM SoGooey: hahaha
1:27 PM SoGooey: i know right?!
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: i did it 1095 times yr
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: how bout you
1:27 PM SoGooey: you're awesomeee
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahah
1:27 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:27 PM SoGooey: Jackie!!!
1:27 PM SoGooey: I dunno!!!
1:27 PM melmyfinger: i once tallied my sessions one summer
1:27 PM SoGooey: Tell jackie I cant talk on the mic
1:27 PM SoGooey: hahahahah
1:27 PM SoGooey: haha
1:27 PM melmyfinger: i never went back to count it all though
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: hahah
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: yeah i need to tally
1:27 PM RaelynneRosales: lol
1:28 PM SoGooey: I'm gonna totally tally.
1:28 PM melmyfinger: maybe there's an iphone app for this
1:28 PM melmyfinger: tallying our poops and fapping sessions
1:28 PM HalfSensed: well, by now mel all the pages of tally will be fused together
1:28 PM SoGooey: I just hope I'm not hanging with a girl and she finds my 'HOW MANY TIMES DID I JACK OFF THIS YEAR COUNT'
1:28 PM WonTonDJ: This message has been removed.
1:28 PM SoGooey: on my phone
1:28 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:28 PM SoGooey: and itd be sitting right next to the 'HOW MANY TIMES DID I TAKE A SHIT THIS YEAR COUNT'
1:28 PM RaelynneRosales: hahaha
1:29 PM WonTonDJ: This message has been removed.
1:29 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:29 PM SoGooey: HAHAA
1:29 PM melmyfinger: okay guys, if we do this fapping tally thing
1:29 PM SoGooey: they'd be complete opposite numbers jackie
1:29 PM melmyfinger: what does the winner get?
1:29 PM WonTonDJ: a new dick
1:29 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahaha
1:29 PM SoGooey: OMG
1:29 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:29 PM HalfSensed: a xanga
1:29 PM SoGooey: THAT
1:29 PM Ceelei: TENGA
1:29 PM WonTonDJ: tenga
1:29 PM SoGooey: IS
1:29 PM SoGooey: THE
1:29 PM Ceelei: TEN-GA
1:29 PM melmyfinger: TENGA EGGS
1:29 PM SoGooey: BEST IDEA
1:29 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:29 PM SoGooey: OMG
1:29 PM SoGooey: HAHAHA
1:29 PM SoGooey: ITS SO FITTING
1:29 PM melmyfinger: wait, just the eggs or that one crazy device?
1:29 PM WonTonDJ: its you vagina put into an egg jackie
1:30 PM WonTonDJ: your
1:30 PM melmyfinger: wait, and that prize doesn't do anything for rae
1:30 PM SoGooey: Wait, what constitutes winning.
1:30 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:30 PM SoGooey: See, if Rae wins, we'll get her the dildo of choice
1:30 PM SoGooey: at a comparable price
1:30 PM melmyfinger: engraved?
1:30 PM melmyfinger: with our names?
1:30 PM SoGooey: With my face on the tip.
1:30 PM Ceelei: if rae wins...she gets squall
1:30 PM SoGooey: OOMG CATHY
1:30 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:30 PM Ceelei: TENGA
1:30 PM SoGooey: HAHAHA
1:31 PM SoGooey: Hahha
1:31 PM Ceelei: TEN-GA!
1:31 PM Ceelei: TEN-GA!
1:31 PM Ceelei: TEN-GA!
1:31 PM SoGooey: I thought your gag reflex was better than that.
1:31 PM
1:31 PM SoGooey: We're just talking about dick
1:31 PM SoGooey: HAHAHA
1:31 PM SoGooey: Jackie you're so aweosme
1:32 PM SoGooey: I'm at 89 reps. #tenga
1:32 PM melmyfinger: RT @sogooey: good morning, guys! i had so much fun last night! #tenga #tenga #tenga
1:32 PM RaelynneRosales: hahahahaa
1:32 PM SoGooey: HAHA
1:32 PM SoGooey: omg
1:32 PM SoGooey: HAHAH
1:32 PM Ceelei: i forsee #tenga as a trending topic
1:32 PM melmyfinger: HHAHAHAHAH
1:32 PM Ceelei: with just brandon tallying
1:33 PM SoGooey: HAHAHA
1:33 PM SoGooey: This is probably the best conversation I've had on a new years.
1:33 PM SoGooey: hahah
1:33 PM melmyfinger: ^
1:33 PM Ceelei: best new years convo ever! #tenga
1:33 PM SoGooey: I'm so glad its jackie reading it
1:33 PM SoGooey: hahaha
1:33 PM SoGooey: Hhahahaha
1:34 PM SoGooey: I tried it with a saran wrap.
1:34 PM RaelynneRosales: HAHAHAHA
1:34 PM SoGooey: Its not the same
1:34 PM RaelynneRosales: MY DAD WALKED IN
1:34 PM SoGooey: HAHAHAHAH
1:34 PM RaelynneRosales: right after i said i wish i had a penis
1:34 PM RaelynneRosales: LMAO
1:34 PM SoGooey: HAHAHAHAHA
1:34 PM HalfSensed: lol
1:34 PM SoGooey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
1:34 PM Ceelei: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:34 PM melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
1:34 PM Ceelei: WIN.
1:34 PM SafariCat: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2:56 PM melmyfinger: brandon, leo
2:56 PM melmyfinger: cathy texted me back
2:56 PM SoGooey: Haha
2:56 PM melmyfinger: she's actually viet from both sides
2:56 PM SoGooey: LILCDAWG?!
2:56 PM melmyfinger: but her mom is only part viet
2:56 PM Crystal: haha
2:56 PM SoGooey: That still count.
2:57 PM SoGooey: counts!
2:57 PM melmyfinger: hahahahahaah
2:57 PM SoGooey: Haha
2:57 PM SoGooey: I cant taint my image of cathy!
2:57 PM LionGali: noo
2:57 PM melmyfinger: her dad is full
2:57 PM SoGooey: the savior of the female vietnamese race
2:57 PM LionGali: shes in another group
2:57 PM melmyfinger: HAHAH
2:57 PM LionGali: a third group we didnt account for
2:57 PM melmyfinger: what group is that?
2:57 PM SoGooey: She's like Blade.
2:57 PM HalfSensed: lolol
2:57 PM melmyfinger: HAHAHAHAAHAHA
2:57 PM SoGooey: She has vampire in her
2:57 PM LionGali: 3/4 viet group
2:57 PM SoGooey: but she's not bad
2:57 PM Crystal: hahaha
2:57 PM SoGooey: cause she suppresses it
2:57 PM HalfSensed: Blade is viet?
2:58 PM SoGooey: vampires are evil, but Blades a nice vampire
2:58 PM LionGali: Blade is only viet when he starts lusting for blood

Thank you, everyone, for all the birthday wishes! I feel so young turning 21 again for the 7th straight year! My phone would NOT stop buzzing all day cuz of all the @replies, facebook notifications, tumblr posts and text messages...birthdays like yesterday remind me how blessed I am.

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Hopefully I got everyone in here that gave me a shoutout (over 240!?!). Love you all! <33

-Mel

I don't expect you guys to read all of this...but I hope you take the time to answer this survey yourselves just to reflect on the past year. If you do this, answer truthfully and with meaningful answers that you can look back on several years from now; it's amazing to look back on how you've grown.

This is my 7th straight year of doing this, and it's an absolute TRIP looking back and my old posts. Anyways, here it is.

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So this is how it feels. The greatest feeling of accomplishment in my life. I've never done ANYTHING like this before...but after months of driving to San Diego, TokBox meetings, promoting, hair-pulling hair-receding stress...everything fell into place.

And it was EPIC.

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